This time, Jay probably wouldn't go.

This was inspired by the wax removal rant. What is the wonkiest surf "accessory" you've seen

Exhibit A: Power Balance's holographic balance stickers

"@lkilpatrick, i don't think that's a good idea. you'll hardly get any surfing in ... you'l ..."

"@duckdive as we said most pointless surfing accessory. If your mobbed by adoring girls it ..."