King of Kooks

1999
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Surf Reports by King of Kooks


1999
Rant - Live Reef Hawaiian Pro in Haleiwa right now

will wrap up today. Link to live webcast below

"them waves look fun"
"Machado doing his Geico neanderthal impression "
"^HAHAHA"
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@ 12:48PM Wed (Nov 23, 2011) Rant by King of Kooks
3 comments
1999
Rant - UC Davis Police track down Laird

understandable over-reaction.

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@ 7:42AM Tue (Nov 22, 2011) Rant by King of Kooks
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1999
Rant - What did you do today?

Oh, went fishing. And took care of the kids (click on that shark photo to get bigger size. it's crazy)

"I would have been happy to never see that photo. Gulp."
"Right, BarnSwarm? We all know they're huge but HOLY FUCK"
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@ 1:32PM Fri (Nov 18, 2011) Rant by King of Kooks
5 comments
1999
Rant - Slater gets no respect
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@ 11:29AM Fri (Nov 11, 2011) Rant by King of Kooks
1 comment
1999
Rant - High Shredability: 15 mins of Mark Cunningham

having a great time. Showing how it's done .

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@ 6:10PM Sat (Nov 05, 2011) Rant by King of Kooks
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1999
Rant - Official ASP "Give Us a Break We're Jet-Lagged Australians" press release

ASP Admits Calculation Error
A misread of the rankings reveals Slater was prematurely crowned 2011 World Champion

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@ 1:55PM Fri (Nov 04, 2011) Rant by King of Kooks
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1999
Friday 11am - Ocean Beach, fair surfing

Nice and sunny. 4 flocking SUPers (I said "flocking") paddling themselves around like it was fleet week. What's the proper term for a group of SUP's? Like "a crash of rhinos"

Oh and some poor dude dislocated his shoulder out there. Had to flop into the beach. Massive pain. He wont be back out for a while.

"I think it's a flotilla if they operate as a unit.... 3. Informal A group of vehicles o ..."
"Long waits, but some really fun waves out there. Kinda slow where I was, but nice open sh ..."
"a Frak of SUPs sounds good to me."
"Pick your favorite one. Some options; Gaggle Colony Bevy Pride Herd Bloat A group ..."
"How about a closet full of janitors? Sweeping the sea clean, one good peak at a time."
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@ 11:55AM Fri (Oct 28, 2011) by King of Kooks via Web
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