Tiny Tasty Taters on Tap. Got up early and hit it with the loogie log. Old Jed Knoll that used to be 9' now 7 point something, with the weight of the Valdez, got me into waves a-plenty. Just hit two pastries from the box: apple and berry, and two pieces of bread as if the pastries were lonely. Yeah I'm a bad bad man for creating that menagerie, but whatever. I deserve it since I got up that early on a day of rest. So go surf, and then gain like a fat girl.