Ultra craptastic. Stiff onshores, heavy fog, meager helpings. Could be a sunny hangover from yesterday. In/Out for me. Outside was worse than runny oatmeal, inside was a constant 2-3' barf fest, and I needed to relieve myself the whole session, so let's just say I got things in, out, and over with. Here's to the waiters....hope some high pressure, higher temps, and reversing winds happen.

"Yep, pretty classically terrible spring conditions... But, but, but, I was on the log and ..."

"Agreed. 1:00 to 2:30 Shit Sandwich.....AND, broke my go to board for the last year in a th ..."

Well OH to DOH unadulterated punishment. 30min paddle. Heart in throat moments...then for f's sake, broke the damn board too. Couldn't find the other half. So long and thanks for all the thrusting. RIP El Gringo. Poor plus/Fair minus, due to shape. Most of the mackers were just quickly closing. Wasn't asking for big cotton candy, but I really didn't want the guillotine either! :( HARUMPH!

"Bummer! Linda was actually quite nice this morning, with large flabby shoulders a-plenty."

Odd...vientos del sur con carne....There were a few ones coming in that made things fun, but it was a lot of sandpaper to the face. Solitary on the N end, no takers save myself. There were times where I thought I was in a white squall, just sitting there, blinded in the venting torrential white downpour. Saw a few black heads popping up, giving me that wry, inquisitive look. I'll call it maintenance and surfboard kiting, won't call it bad.

Some peppermints were to be had. Shoulder to overhead rollers coming in, on a clean driveway. Kind of hard to line up sometimes due to very consistent paddle battles. I guess that's why they call it surfing and not catch-a-wave, right? But when things lined up, and you hucked yourself over the ledge, you really could suckle on them peppermints for a while. Velly noice.

"Yup. Surprised at the funness. A rail-grabbed left by a logger got hooted at wildly."

March madness?! Clean, smoothe, fun ones coming in. I wouldn't say it's 15' but at times, it's OH. I like how @sticker and I brought the fish out almost as cockpit errors, as it's definitely short-boardable :) Great times with some great waves. Want a throwback to our long lost winter? Best you go out today and see what's going on down memory lane, so make some cold grey hay while it's grey and smoothe :) heh. Good moins.

"Yes, although the SR front page has it at 12-18 feet, it's more like SH to HH+. Throwing, ..."

"It wasn't looking too hot, but she was putting out. Fun combo windswell."

"Lots of gear in the water (maybe crab gear?). Saw one set today, but there were multiple i ..."

"Yup, way better than expected. Lots & lots of funs & grins."

Pretty fun out there....Tiny Tasty Shapely again. Boats and guppies need only apply in my opinion. Go out and get some sun.

"tasty tater tots"

"Team boat checking-in. I approve this message. "

"S0uthern End report: Was getting softer but fun if you have the foam. "

"Go boats, go! Float boats, float! Knee-Waist with the occasional chest high wave. Littl ..."

"Holy treadmill. Finally gave up trying to maintain position and played the drift lottery. ..."