sharkturd

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Rant - WHAT IS CORE?

Have heard the word bandied about several times recently on the 'stoke'. But it's a confusing concept. Is "core" best defined like pornography once was, ie. "can't describe it, but know it when I see it"; or is it more like "hipness", ie. "it is what it is" !? What is core? Any thoughts on this cosmic question?

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Thursday 3pm - Ocean Beach, good surfing

12:30 to 2:30 4-7 ft. consistent, slight offshores, not bad paddle, sparse and spread crowd. Doesn't get much better in these parts. Truly some "magazine waves" to be had, barrels-O-plenty...better here than what I witnessed on the live feed from the pipe contest. Would call it 'great' but don't want to seem pretentiuos. Bruce from Nor-cal Photo shot all day...over 500 pics.

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Rediscovered some shots a friend took from several years ago of Toke Blvd. and a secret spot in S&M county....hope you like.

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Chilean miners simultaneously break longest cover-up (two months and change) AND longest tube ride record (one hr. ea.). The miners claimed (jumped) it with hoots and air fist-pumps as they exited the tube. But even more dangerous conditions are looming.

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Just got off the phone with Laird. I asked what it takes to be a real waterman/or woman. He said, " Turd, don't even think about it untill you have all the essential and authentic equipment that, coincidentally but conveniently, can be purchased from my waterequipmentman.com web site...otherwise you're still a freakin kook". (his words, not mine...apologies to everyone so-named)

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today at 12:05 PM at LM myself and about 40-50 other people witnessed a shark attack. It happened about 150 yards beyond the lineup midway between the bathhouse and ######. All I saw was bright red blood shooting into the air and much turbulance and swirling in the water. A 20-30 ft diameter pool of red was all that remained after the attack.

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