Take it from one who knows, @BarnS, if you want to play here you are essentially the Karma Monster's biatch. Write something, anything..an observation, a poem? Or post a prefab nugget you may have found. Keep it interesting, educational, or funny...got any good gopro footage? Take the high road and you'll be out of the slammer soon enough.

"“A man's mind may be likened to a garden, which may be intelligently cultivated or allow ..."

"What Tom said. But also, I think its a matter of giving other people's threads a littl ..."

"2 karma points! Looks like uncle shark turd made bail. "

"As Linco1n once said about how to avoid completely running out of karma on StokeReport: ..."

"@sharkturd: you don't get karma, negative or otherwise for non participation. Although pos ..."

Good morning fellow kooks, surf spot exploiters, and all the ships at sea.

" Maybe..... Because the average techie that has the go pro can't frame or time a sho ..."

"You definitely make valid points. The problem with GoPro's and surfing are 1) the surfers ..."

"Go-pros are great... negative people suck."

"My favorite are the road bikers I see with their helmet mounted Gopro. That footage is go ..."

"Still waiting for GoPro MILF porn."

the place is already consistently kooky, but today the kookiness was going off. Supposed to be even kookier tomorrow...let's meet for jelly donuts and dawn patrol. Stoked!

"The turd returns, sporting his -186. Stoked."

"I missed me some shark turd :) welcome back"

"-165.the new system where you lose karma for voting thumbs down got you!guess we know who ..."

"Hello Turd "

"Gotta post some GoPro footage now that sharkturd's back ; - ) All kidding aside, it's o ..."

Greetings from purgatory, stokers. Yep, karma kops got me too!! Guess Stoke Report is doing some weeding. Whatevah...what me worry...supposed to go off tomorrow....you know, 10 foot.

"-33 I have some stoke karma you can have! I have plenty and don't know why:)"

"Unclog this Turd! Turd actually understands humor, sure he might act like a grumpy POS so ..."

"Double checked the math. All systems functioning as designed. Here's what goes into Karma: ..."

"How could Marklar get to -500 without manipulation? Karma shuts you down when your points ..."

"@stokereport: pls set up a karma/bitcoin exchange. if u can earn/lose karma, u should b ab ..."

This is sumpin sumpin...got a snazzy tune you can humm along with....wank it, if it's already been posted.

"where is that famous TT sense of humor?"

"Sorry turd,don't wanna fight with you, as it seems wave glider is MIA"

"the trolling continues..."

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"What's the BFD? One little randomly used word and the queasy amongst us are all atwitter!? ..."

Don't know if this has been posted before, but it's worth another look.

"Nice! Only element missing is the SUP'ers ; - )"

"Haha... it's good b/c it speaks the truth--almost all close outs. "

"Jazz hands music. I like it when SMLM is like that. Thins the lineup as you can see. And i ..."

"oh man oh man hahahaha the opening sequence with the widowmaker had me dyin right there! T ..."

"And at 2:57 you can spot a ditched board a wave, this video showcases all of Linda's beaut ..."

No bull, dog does it all.

"a triple threat...but obviously hails from skate street."

Have heard the word bandied about several times recently on the 'stoke'. But it's a confusing concept. Is "core" best defined like pornography once was, ie. "can't describe it, but know it when I see it"; or is it more like "hipness", ie. "it is what it is" !? What is core? Any thoughts on this cosmic question?

"Hard core, but so hard that one actually has to drop the hard, leaving behind something th ..."