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Stay Forever Young.

Sometimes it just takes the stoke of a two-year-old and the smile of that first wave to remind us why we started surfing in the first place...

"I was at the Richmond Safeway one time, and the older Asian cashier lady asked me how my d ..."

"i think the face of a child says it all. mostly the mouth part of the face. deep thoughts ..."

"This is one of the best surf video's I've seen. Thanks for sharing."

"That just made my day. Thanks"

"Awesome. Stoked. :)"

For anyone who's ever complained about spongers, longboarders, sup's, valleys, kooks, yuppies, beginners, non-locals, pop-ups, funboards, windsurfers, kitesurfers, leashes, absence of leashes, $900-made-in-Taiwan-off-the-rack-boards, astrodek, webbed gloves, dayglo wetsuits, zinka, surfing helmets, Quiksilver, funboards, contests, pro-surfers, soul-surfers, retro-surfers too-many-surfers, emo surf

"pretty funny and good job on the art. Not that anyone or anything needs to be added, but ..."

"best rant evar"

"you forgot hipsters and blow-ins...."

"Oh gosh, in this season of GRUMP, this takes the cake :) Very pleased!"

"Not surprising the corn fed tranny riding the New Holland would drop in on the John Deere ..."

47 is way too young. he will be missed.

Beastie Boys legend, dies of cancer-

Men's sizes, 2/1, smoothie chest.

"I'd zipper in the back if you know what I mean! And I what I mean is have sex with her. Be ..."

"here.."

"The water at OB actually got warm once, back in that El Nino year, was it 1997? I wore a ..."

"..."even Kelly Slater couldn't make springsuits cool again"..read that in Surfer. "

"Dont support Costco, Support your local surf shop. Cheeper doesn't mean better. Wise is a ..."

I personally will rarely surf with no leash and only when it is not crowded and waves are small enough that I am fairly certain my board will never escape me. I see some people surf with no leash regularly and they are usually really good and it is not a big problem.

"no one should be allowed to wear a leash - except me."

"Nice! If I ever do that, you can send my board packing too... and then dunk my head under ..."

"I think you have idiots like that guy and then you have the people who think they are good ..."

"First off, you needn't apologize for surfing LM by way of your girlfriend. It has its mome ..."

"if i wasnt planning on committing to the good deed i wont do it. and i only surf without l ..."

Terry Martin is a legend,and you may have ridden his shapes.Full profile at TerryMartinproject.com